freshenup23
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just give me the best joke you cnat hink of, and by next week, whichever joke I pick to be the funniest wins 2,000 points!!
Funniest Joke for 2,000+ points!!
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cincybearcats1
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would you also want non-appropriate jokes? if so, ill tell you a couple on aim (cincybearcats113)
Avenged1
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why did the kid throw his clock out of the window? A: he wanted to see time fly! get it?
JR-Balla
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Eh, mines okay. Can't think of anything else thats not X rated.
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They moved the Furniture.
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They moved the Furniture.
balance13
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why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container. A: Because it said concentrate
5foot1Howard12
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Why was hellen keller bad at driving a vehicle???
Becuz she was a female.
Becuz she was a female.
cincybearcats1
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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
JR-Balla
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5foot1Howard12 said:
lol
JR-Balla
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Any limit to # of jokes?
Sorry for double post.
Sorry for double post.
hornsfan92
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yo momma is so fat, i had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side
Johan Santana #57
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why cant a feminist change a lightbulb?
cause feminists cant change anything
cause feminists cant change anything
JR-Balla
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hahahaaa
There was a Kentuckian fishing on his side of the Ohio River and a Hoosier fishing on his side of the river and the Hoosier was catching a TON of fish. Well, it was getting late and the Kentuckian hadn't even gotten a nibble. He shouted over to the Hoosier "Hey, how 'bout I come over there and catch me a few?"
So the Hoosier says "Okay, just swim across the river."
and the Kentuckian replies "No cause you'll just run away."
And the Hoosier says "Okay here. I have a flashlight. I'll shine the beam of light across the river and you can just walk across it."
And then the Kentuckian replies "No 'cause when I get half way across you'll just turn off the light and I'll drown!"
So the Hoosier says "Okay, just swim across the river."
and the Kentuckian replies "No cause you'll just run away."
And the Hoosier says "Okay here. I have a flashlight. I'll shine the beam of light across the river and you can just walk across it."
And then the Kentuckian replies "No 'cause when I get half way across you'll just turn off the light and I'll drown!"
Johan Santana #57
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That New Jersey one got me thinking, I thought of this all on my own
How come the Nets are losing in the Playoffs to the Cavs?
Cause Josh Boone aint playing well.
How come the Nets are losing in the Playoffs to the Cavs?
Cause Josh Boone aint playing well.
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