Funniest Joke for 2,000+ points!!
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mvpsportscards
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A guy gets onto an airplane, and sitting next to him is a GEORGOUS blonde. He looks over and notices that she is reading a book about sex facts.
He looks over at her and says, "That is an interesting book you are reading."
"Oh yes, you would not believe some of the amazing things in here!" She replies. She continues to say "Did you know that "American Indians have the longist *****' of any race, and that Polish men have the larges diameter? Oh, I am sorry, I forgot to introduce my self, my name is Susan. And you are?" "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you." He replies.
He looks over at her and says, "That is an interesting book you are reading."
"Oh yes, you would not believe some of the amazing things in here!" She replies. She continues to say "Did you know that "American Indians have the longist *****' of any race, and that Polish men have the larges diameter? Oh, I am sorry, I forgot to introduce my self, my name is Susan. And you are?" "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you." He replies.
JR-Balla
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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her....?
Left the plunger in the toilet.
Left the plunger in the toilet.
Seahawkz37
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These are all AWESOME jokes! Even though I'm blonde...>_>
jk, the ones about Bob are the best IMO.
jk, the ones about Bob are the best IMO.
JR-Balla
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Can we do a best one liner and a best story joke?
Story jokes will pretty much always be funnier.
Story jokes will pretty much always be funnier.
JR-Balla
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
mvpsportscards
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Any more of this and you will be watching from the sidelines-MOD
JR-Balla
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mvpsportscards said:
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Ok, here is my 1 liner. Ok, so it is 2 lines.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. *(curtesy of 100 facts about Chuck Norris.)*
Story Joke.
Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Seahawk's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
The 'Niners' fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Raider's fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Seahawk's cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes.
Next, he lifted the 'Niners' cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Raider's cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Raider's fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a Raider's hat, I find a butthole."
Sorry Raiders fans.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. *(curtesy of 100 facts about Chuck Norris.)*
Story Joke.
Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Seahawk's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
The 'Niners' fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Raider's fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Seahawk's cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes.
Next, he lifted the 'Niners' cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Raider's cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Raider's fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a Raider's hat, I find a butthole."
Sorry Raiders fans.
hornsfan92
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lol i have some realy good racial jokes..but i don't think were allowed to post them.
why aren't there walmarts in iraq?
cause theres a target on every corner
why aren't there walmarts in iraq?
cause theres a target on every corner
Johan Santana #57
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lol horns
JR-Balla
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How do girls and rocks the same?
If thier flat you skip em.
If thier flat you skip em.
JR-Balla
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3 Friends are spending the night in a hotel.
One White guy, One Canadian, and one Hispanic guy.
They walk into the hotel and are each asked how many sheets they would like on thier bed.
The white guys replies "1 is fine"
The canadian says "2 would be good"
The Hispanic says "If you sheet on my bed I will kill you!!!!"
One White guy, One Canadian, and one Hispanic guy.
They walk into the hotel and are each asked how many sheets they would like on thier bed.
The white guys replies "1 is fine"
The canadian says "2 would be good"
The Hispanic says "If you sheet on my bed I will kill you!!!!"
hornsfan92
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deleted it lol..
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